hyderabadi ishtyle and chotu!!!
This one is Excellent! You should read it in original Hyderabadi ishtyle… tabbichmajaa aatein! 
)) In Hyderabad we have our own little Johnny. His name is Chotu. His father is ambitious to educate Chotu.Chotu goes to school in Tappachaputra. Its principal was educated in Urdu high school and claims that he passed tenth class! There is a school inspection the next day and the conversation is as follows:
Teacher: Kal inispector ayinga. Kochchanaa (questions) puchinga. Sabachchaa
padkey aau. Koi galath answer deengaa naa tho main uske pairaan thodtoom.
Chotu: Iski maakki 
. Kyun aara inispector? Kaam nai hai usku? Kya kochchanaa
puchta kathey?
Teacher: Abey tereku kaiku re, tu kal school aanaaich nai. Tu tera moo
khola to gaaliaan nikaltey. Tereku main absent nai daalthaum. Ghar pe
baithkey gotiyaan khel. Tu school aayingaa to inispector ke saamney mere
izzat ki biryaani karke khaaingaa tu. 
So our Chotu is excited, goes home and tells his father that he is not going
to school the next day.
Father: Yeah kyaa hai..ischool hai paan ka dabba hai?
G**** pe maartaun saale tu ischool nai gaya to.
Chotu: Arey Bava, mera teacher bola nakko aao bolke.
Father: Usku akhal hai! Begum suno! Chotu ischool nai jayinga kathey kal.
Agar iney ischool nai gaya to kaise padhinga? Chotu, agar tu kal ischool
nahin gaya naa, tere haathan pairaan thod daaltaum.
So Chotu cries and finally agrees to go to school.
Next day in school, Teacher is very upset to see Chotu back:
Teacher: Arey teri maakki. Nakko aao bole to bhi kyun aaya re?
Chotu: Mera bava g**** phodtum bola ischool nai gaya to.
Teacher: offo?! Tera bava bola? 
Theek hai chal. Last bench pe baith aur
inispector aya to chchup jaa. Dikhnaich nai. Kuch bhi gadbad karinga naa
meri noukri g***** lag jayingi.
So Chotu goes to sit in the last bench hiding behind a tall guy.
Inspector comes for the visit.
Inspector: Adaab.
Teacher: Adaab saab. Bachen acha padrain saab. Kochchanaa puchey to
answeraan yun bolte.
Inspector: Abaa? Offo! Ithney kilever hai aapke bachchey? Achchaa, ek bahuth easy sawaal – Hamarey body mein sab se nazook cheez kaun si hai?
Teacher: Arey Imtiyaz tu bata rey!
Imtiyaz: Saab, Khaleja saab.
Inspector: Aisa! ….. woh kyun?
Imtiyaz: Saab, khaleja hai to sab kuch hota. Agar who gaya naa, kuch bhi
nahin hota saab.
Inspector: Abaa, kya tez potta hai rey! Aur koi?
Teacher: Arey Akram, tu bata re.
Akram: Saab bheja saab. Bhejey ku khuch bhi hua to kuch yaad nahin rehta
saab. Haathaan pairaan kaam nai karthey, iscooter ku kick bhi nai maar
sakthey saab.
Inspector: Abey Teacher, kya kya padaaraa re inku tu.
Chutiye ke jaiseich answeraan bolrai naa!!
In the meantime Chotu is trying very hard to hide but Inspector sees him. He
thinks Chotu is hiding because he does not know the answer.
Inspector: Woh last bench pe yun jhuk ke baithaa naa woh pottey ka naam kya
hai?
Teacher: kaun saab? …….Woh! (iski bhain ku, kaiku dikhaa re tu) Woh
Chotu hai saab.
Inspector: Chotu? Ye kya naam hai? Kahan-kahan se lagaathey re bhai naamaan!
Chotu, woh lambu ke peechchey kaiku chchup raa tu?
Chotu: Saab main moo khola to teacher maaringe saab.
Inspector: Tereku yaa mereku??
Teacher: Arey kya baath kar reh saab, main kaiku maarthaum aapku. Ye potta
ekdam badmaash hai saab, jhoot bolraa. Abey Chotu, answer maloom hain to bol nai tho khaamoosh baith jaa mere baap tere pau padthaum.
Chotu: Saab sabse nazook cheez apne body mein g**** hai saab.
Teacher: Allah!! Iney moo khola meri g**** lag gayi re!!!
Inspector: Abey kyaa to bhi bolra re! Sharam kar badon ke saamney aisaich
baathaan karthey! Yeich sikhaaye tumhaarey amma-bavaa? g**** kahaan kaa
Answer hai re?
Chotu: Hau saab, g**** ich sabse naazook cheez hai. Kaiku boletho wahaan pe dilli mein baamb phata….Yahan Hydrabad mein apni g**** phat thi..Yahaan old city mein gadbadaan shuru hothey….wahaan new city mein sabki g**** phat thi.
Uttaa kaiku saab, main yeh answer bolraun naa, mere teacher ki g**** phatri dekho!
pranit said,
April 14, 2009 at 11:53 pm
nice one